All The Single Ladies

Al & Tipper Gore have announced that they are separating after 40 years of marriage. At this point there doesn’t seem to be an….wait for it…. inconvenient truth (aka Rielle Hunter) waiting in the wings.

40 years is a long time to be married and the spark must fade.

We can’t help feeling the Master of Monotone might not be a romantic or spontaneous lover, having bought Tipper a Weedeater for her birthday ten years ago.

Now the big question Who gets snatched up first?