So many parties, so little time.
You are Barack Obama, and you know how to party. And now, as oil hits the Florida beaches and dying wildlife and desperate Louisiana fishermen fill the cable news in searing testimony to what Reuters is calling our “worst environmental disaster,” you are doing what you do best…party.
Your bureaucrats have been saying “No we can’t” to request after request for assistance along the Gulf Coast, but for you it has been “Yes we can” as you spend taxpayer dollars on entertainment at a greater rate than any U.S. president. Your parties have averaged one every three days and your vacations seem endless as you’ve satisfied the vow of your former social secretary to bring “the same kind of [party] environment” you had in Chicago to the WhiteHouse.