Not Too Damn Crazy

Following on the heels of our earlier article

We now know who we would pick for Governor if we lived in New York. The man has a straight forward platform. He is concerned for the welfare of women and children. He is able to stay on point for forty plus seconds. He likes to wear gloves.

And yes, we are searching for the name of the particular style of growth the man is sporting. First we thought it looked like A la Souvarov. Now we believe it is a Friendly Mutton Chop – French Forked Goatee hybrid of his own design.

UPDATE: Visit Jimmy McMillan’s site. Tell us if there is a candidate with a better theme song.