We Would So Vote For Him

We are a little late to the party…but man, oh man, we wish we had someone with a great name like Young Boozer running here in Florida. C’Mon! You have to vote for the guy for his name alone. Throw in the fact that he’s a fiscal conservative and he’s the perfect candidate.

And if he is ever caught doing anything unethical, he can say: “Hey, what did you expect? My name is Young Boozer. You were kinda warned.”

Young Boozer, you are always on the DSMW cocktail party guest list.

Note to Wonkette: We are forever in your debt for introducing us to Young Boozer